Mirth is the foremost capsule to keep our life
lively. With an honest effort to fill your Thanksgiving Day with
laughter, we have brought some jokes to share with family and
friends that will keep us laughing and rolling with laughter during
- This pampered young lady had left her family
for the first time to join the college and was feeling quite lonely
on Thanksgiving. She decided to cook a Thanksgiving dinner for
herself. She was narrating her first experience in the kitchen to
her mother and mother really wanted to know about the results. When
asked how the food was, the lady replied with a shudder that though
the ready-made soup and pizza were great, she had quite a trouble
with turkey. Trying to get to the root of the problem, the mother
asked, "Was it burnt?" The lady replied, "Oh! I
couldn't taste it mom. It simply wouldn't sit still!"
- Here is a funny (and repelling!) trick to do in front of your
friends just before dinner, if you do not want them to eat too much
on your cost. Load your plate up high with everything including the
salad, a piece of turkey, a bit of soup and some bread crumbles.
Toss it all in the blender and offer your new Thanksgiving Weight
Loss Shake to everyone. You can be sure to delay the dinnertime by
an hour at least with this trick.
- Did you hear the one-liner about turkey crossing the road on
Thanksgiving because it was the chicken's day off?
- A teacher gave her students of second grade to write an assignment
on 'What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving?' She couldn't agree
enough with one of the wisest students in her class who wrote that
she was thankful that she was 'not' a turkey.
- The escalating sales of turkey legs inspired a poultry farmer to
research and breed a turkey with more legs and thus, reap more
profits for him. It was only after many years that he finally
succeeded in breeding one with six legs! The news of his success
reached the media and reporters questioned him about the taste of
the turkey he had bred. The intellectual whispered with a grave
face, "What I wouldn't give to catch it!"